The Crying Realtor9/18/2018
What do Julie Chen and Rosanne Barr have in common?
Free Tattoos and Hailey's new car.
Curtis has a new idea to drum up more business.
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Did you watch the VMA's last night? Did your kids?
Curtis has an interesting theory about why everybody is talking about them, but no one seems to have watched.
How much would your husband or wife yell at you if you woke them up by crashing a sailboat into a bridge? Curtis knows that Katie would be all up in his grill.
Not so much for a sailor in Rhode Island. He told the cops his wife slept through not on, but two separate accidents (SPOILER - she had fallen off the boat in the first one.)
Curtis was kind of bummed when Hailey went to the SOS and they didn't give her a license.
For being on the radio for 20 years, Curtis is really bad at songs. Today he confused two songs about soldiers. See if you know what the heck he's talking about.
Today's cast started out with a bang, literally! Curtis hit his knee on the table which gets him talking about Shaq's icy hot and Madden's tough acting tinactin
Shower shoes, yes or no? Do you wash your shoes?
Today's video of the day is of a guy slapping a hippo on the butt at the LA Zoo. It could have been much worse.
Curtis has seen two different shows featuring hippos killing people and/or other hippos. The last one, I Was Prey, got Curtis in trouble when it traumatized his kids.
Curtis breaks down the episode with such joy that you'll want to run right out and find it!
Beware the Meg!
Join Curtis at the American Legion Post 102 Open House on September 1 to find out all about the Legion and get info on VA Loans.
Curtis has a new favorite show...To Tell the Truth. Curtis knows that reason that Mama Doris was added to the show!
Would you be able to be a liar on that show or would you freeze up?
Ever hear the riddle about the two guards on a path? Apparently we haven't because we get it completely messed up :-)
College kids must have gone to Jupiter (cause they're getting stupider)
College Jeopardy was a joke last night! Alex Trebek must be rolling over in his grave.
Curtis got into a bit of trouble at home the other day.
He told the world (FB and Instagram) about his daughter's driving test. Turns out he's a blabbermouth.
Do you keep big life events secret just in case they don't turn out the way you'd hoped? Not Curtis' style (again...blabbermouth :-))
He still remembers the day he got his license, and that some of his classmates were surprised that Clowny McClownerson could drive!
Close your eyes and imagine a damsel in distress. Was she tied to railroad tracks. Of course she was!
Curtis wonders if that was a big thing back in the day.
Can you have too much of a good thing? You can if you're a seed farmer in Canada.
Curtis shares how a good time at the farm was ruined after going viral on social media.
Are you a vet who is looking to buy a home? Do you now someone who is?
Curtis will be showcasing VA loans and the Rockford American Legion Post 102 on Saturday, September 1. Save the date!
Would you be mad if you went to a zoo and saw a donkey painted like a zebra? What about a dog shaved like a lion?
Guess what? It happens! A zoo in Cairo just got busted for having a zonkey :-)
Curtis talks about donkeys, zebras, African antelope and the time he got to pet a black bear!
How do you know if you're invited to a wedding?
Back in the day if your name wasn't on the invitation you were out, but not anymore! Curtis breaks down the apparent change in wedding etiquette.
Also, how many songs would you request if you were asked for song(s)? Curtis thinks zero, but Katie and the kids are shooting for the moon.
Is George Clooney going through a mid-life crisis? Is that even a thing when you are so rich and handsome?
Curtis' daughter is turning 16 in a month! She wants a car, Curtis wants to relive his youth and buy the car his parents talked him out of buying in 1991.
Pete Davidson deleted his Instagram photos, but it was for a great reason!
Curtis lost the gas game in a big way when he passed up $2.55 and paid $2.78.
Remember how no one but Eminem can rhyme a word with orange? Curtis has a similar challenge for you: Tell him the opposite of IDEAL. Seriously, there doesn't seem to be a word that fits.
Speaking of antonyms and synonyms, when is the last time you had to use a thesaurus? Are they even still making them?
After missing a week due to computer issues, the podcast is back!
Does a tour guide have to tell the truth? Curtis thinks that they just make up stories to entertain their groups.
Remember when you'd take something into a store, they'd look at it and fix it or show you how to fix it yourself?
Being with a computer for a week was hard, but not as hard as the olden days of real estate.
Are you on twitter? Follow Curtis (please)
Would you drive for 24 hours to spend a day in Tuscaloosa?
Curtis wants to plan a Neighborhood Olympics, but doesn't know if he's athletic enough to compete.
Has an old person ever walked up to you and started telling jokes?
Curtis and his family are ready for a week in the woods, but this year things will be different...he'll be working at the campfire! When asked is that means he'll have to refrain from the campfire cocktails, Curtis recalls the time Charlotte broke her collarbone camping and Katie's mom had to drive her to Urgent Care because no one else could #fatheroftheyear
Who is Austin Straubel, and why does he have an airport named after him?
Would you want a former player to give you a tour of their home stadium? The Packers offer an alumni tour of Lambeau Field. How do they decide which player is tour guide material?
If you saw Curtis at the Meijer LPGA, he wants you to know a) he wasn't really that sweaty and b) he's sorry for calling you a liar Mr. My Beer Had a Funny Taste
Curtis thought he might want to see Seal at Meijer Gardens, but realized he only knows three songs. Is there a famous singer that you feel like you should know more of their stuff?